Because I'm Only Human
Because I'm only human,
it's sometimes hard to be
the wise, all knowing creature
that my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help,
to somehow understand
of each proud miaowed command.
Oh, let me not forget that chairs
were put on earth to shred;
and what I like to call a lap
is actually a cat-bed.
I know it's really lots to ask
but please, oh please, take pity;
and though I'm only human,
make me worthy of my kitty!
*Author Unknown
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